Life is full of happiness as well as disappointment.
Trust is a big deal for me and it’s hard to trust anyone but there is always that small few that are trustworthy people.
And Dogs. You can trust dogs and you can trust your children. Not all the time but they are pretty honest. Here are some quotes from my cherubs over the past week:
1)”I saw your big body coming down the slide and I was going to try to save you.” -Vincent
2)”Mommy. You didn’t shave today.” -Nicholas… while he was rubbing my face.
3)”Whoa. Mommy. These are big… when am I getting those big breasts?” -Emily
4)”No mommy! Don’t eat my ice cream!” -Vincent
5)”No mommy! Don’t eat my ice cream!” Nicholas
6) “Nooooooo mommy! Don’t eat my ice cream either!” -Emily
7)”Look how my hand goes away when I push your stomach.” Nicholas
8)”Why is your stomach so soft?” -Nicholas
9) “Yeah. Why can’t I feel bones in your stomach?” -Vincent
10)”Mommy. Eat my boogers.” -Emily
So what have I learned over the week? Apparently, my kids think I constantly eat and steal their f-ing ice cream as well as there boogers. I clearly have to go on a diet, while doing crunches, while shaving my face.
So thanks kids for keeping it real. Thanks for being a trustworthy source to my tent size, hairy body. Mommy appreciates how brutly honest and black and white you are about everything but you are making mommy crazy.
The hairy one