Giant Parental Fails

Emily was thirsty so we offered her some cranberry juice. She started complaining that she didn’t like cranberry juice. Finally I said this…

“Emily… remember how your vagina was hurting? This juice helps you! …It’s good vagina juice…” -me

“…..” -Joe

I hope to God they don’t serve cranberry juice at daycare. My kid will be telling everyone she is drinking good vagina juice.

Until next time,

I need to purchase apple juice


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I am a mother of three small children with a wonderful husband. Having children is not as simple as black and white. Having kids is black, white and crazy. I hope you enjoy my blog of my crazy escapades.

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