Emily was thirsty so we offered her some cranberry juice. She started complaining that she didn’t like cranberry juice. Finally I said this…
“Emily… remember how your vagina was hurting? This juice helps you! …It’s good vagina juice…” -me
I hope to God they don’t serve cranberry juice at daycare. My kid will be telling everyone she is drinking good vagina juice.
Until next time,
I need to purchase apple juice