Bathroom Wars

Best. Quote. Ever.

Emily comes out of the bathroom and we needed to check her wiping status…

“Emily did you wipe your vagina and your butt?” -me

“Uhh… I think i did.” -Emily

Looking at the kid, you can tell she isn’t telling the truth and then Joe comes out with this gem…

“OK well, if you didn’t your vagina is going to hurt… not mommy’s or daddy’s.” -Joe

The puzzling look on Joe’s face was priceless. Good job Joe… way to tell her about your experience with your vagina.

Until next time,

I have to check on my penis…


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I am a mother of three small children with a wonderful husband. Having children is not as simple as black and white. Having kids is black, white and crazy. I hope you enjoy my blog of my crazy escapades.

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