Wtf. I May Have Been Drinking.


When you went to a kick as Sader dinner for your aunt who is Jewish…

Awkward moment #1: when you cheers your husband and say ‘yay Jesus.’

Awkward moment #2: when you are drunk from drinking so much wine at the dinner that you think it would be awesome to be Jewish and then you ask your husband to get you chocolate and he brings you chocolate covered blueberries. Wtf?

Get me some fucking drunk chocolate.

Until next time,

Next time at mass,  I am drinking all of Jesus’ blood. Yay Jesus.

This post is dedicated to my favorite, Jewish, Aunt Paula and Uncle Mike. Thank you for sharing your tradition and your wine.


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I am a mother of three small children with a wonderful husband. Having children is not as simple as black and white. Having kids is black, white and crazy. I hope you enjoy my blog of my crazy escapades.

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