Republican Convention

So whether or not you are Republican or Democrat, you still have to have a little humor going into the election. Joe and I would drink during debates when Trump would say stupid things. It was like a shit show but we had to have fun. I didn’t realize Trump would make it this far but here we are… and I think Joe and I were drunk most of the time.

So, you are either picking Trump or Hillary. I won’t tell you who I am voting for because it doesn’t matter but I think she will do a good job. See what I did there?

Either way when Trump speaks, he always says, ‘everything is going to be bigger and better and I promise you that!’

So then when Melania Trump was talking, I told my husband how beautiful she was and then of course, I brought it back to their sex life. And I can just picture this in the bedroom…

‘Ok Melania, I am going to make you have an orgasm. It is going to be the biggest orgasm and it will be absolutely better than all other orgasms. I can promise you that!’ All while wearing his hat… Make Orgasms Great Again. 

I think if that was his slogan, he might get more of the women vote.

Until next time,

I’m with her.