Girl Time

I love spending quality time with my baby girl. Today we did church, lunch and then watched a movie. Here are some of the highlights:

1) She told me that she didn’t want me to catch fire. 

-Ok. Done.

2) She kissed me during church. Except she kissed me on my boob. 


3) She told me she missed Jesus because he is dead and then was disgusted that I was going to drink his blood. 

-Sweet and I might have taken an extra few sips of Jesus.

4) Emily took her usual bathroom tour right during the Eucharist and right when our food came out at Friendly’s. 

-The bathroom tour of 2016 continues. I am starting to sell shirts. The back is going to say, ‘just kidding, I just had to fart.’

5) She told me that she was happy Fulley got a new family. I was clearly confused.

-Apparently, she could sense that I did not share in her excitement because i found out that Fulley is a cheetah on a cartoon.

Great day with a great little peanut. 

Until next time,

I am glad I didn’t catch fire and burn.


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I am a mother of three small children with a wonderful husband. Having children is not as simple as black and white. Having kids is black, white and crazy. I hope you enjoy my blog of my crazy escapades.

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