Let’s Be Tactful

Emily has been into telling people ‘how it is’ lately and she will tell you if you are ‘hairy like daddy,’ (yeah, I just got a wax) or if you stink or if your stomach is lumpy.

So yesterday, Emily comes over to me and says, ‘Nicholas stinks!’

Well, obviously this hurt Nicholas’ feelings and he was sad that he was stinky.

‘Emily said my breath stinks.’ -Nicholas

‘Well…!’ -Emily 

Then I gently whispered to Emily, 

‘Emily… be nice. Be nice.’ -me

‘Ok. Nicholas your breath smells like…’ -Emily 

‘Beee niiccce…’ -me

‘Your breath smells like penis!’ -Emily 

‘Emily… not penis! I said ‘be nice!'” -me

‘Well, it does…’ -Emily 

What the hell?

Until next time,

Be tactful people.


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I am a mother of three small children with a wonderful husband. Having children is not as simple as black and white. Having kids is black, white and crazy. I hope you enjoy my blog of my crazy escapades.

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