Let’s Play… ‘What Did I Do Today?!’

The following statements came out of my mouth in a short time span of forty-five minutes…

1) Get off the ground it’s dirty. This isn’t the cleanest place!

2) What size are you?

3) Pick up your balls!

4) Get your fingers away from the balls.

5) Get you hands out of your mouth… you have been touching dirty balls all morning.

6) My ball is heavy.

7) Watch out. The balls are coming and will pinch your fingers.

8) I told you the balls will pinch your finger. Balls can be dangerous.

9) Yes. It’s all oily. Just stop touching it.

10) You hit that really well!

Yeah, bowling can be a dirty sport. But it’s worse when you are saying these things and there isn’t another adult in site to share in your sick humor.

Until next time,

I had a great time playing with my balls.

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BlackWhiteAndCrazy

I am a mother of three small children with a wonderful husband. Having children is not as simple as black and white. Having kids is black, white and crazy. I hope you enjoy my blog of my crazy escapades.

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