Passed Out

Bedtime is always a chore in this household. Last night, the kids refused to lay down and so I came upstairs and ran into this conversation:

“Guys, you need to lay down or I am going to have to take away tv tomorrow.” -me

“But mommmmm… we are just smelling the underwear.” -unidentified child who will not be named

“What?? That’s disgusting!” -me

“What? Mom, we are just putting our face down and smelling the laundry.” -another unidentified child

Seriously. Like what the hell? Who chooses to smell dirty laundry over sleeping? My kids are weird… just Go the Fuck to Sleep. (Great book by the way.)

Until next time,

They’re drunk on laundry


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I am a mother of three small children with a wonderful husband. Having children is not as simple as black and white. Having kids is black, white and crazy. I hope you enjoy my blog of my crazy escapades.

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