When you Finally Stop Giving a Fuck:
Heeeerrrre we go-
1) Any time anyone addresses the situation at hand, you shrug your shoulders and go meh but inside you are like, ‘shut the fuck up.’
2) You start telling people that you can’t handle one more goddamn thing and if they put one more thing on your plate of fucks, you are going to fucking punch them.
3) Because you don’t give any more fucks, you do other things, like you start to clean the house. That’s fucking bullshit right there.
4) You sleep a whole fucking lot because all your fucks have disappeared and have been caught in that beautiful dream catcher you made at summer camp in the 90’s.
5) When you stop giving a fuck, you feel lighter and weightless but the fucking scale still says 220 lbs. Mother. Fucker.
6) You find other things to occupy your time. Your time used to be dedicated to giving a fuck but now it’s dedicated to bullshit, bullshit, bull…shit.
7) When you don’t give a fuck you are like fucking Evel Knievel. All of a sudden you are staring death in the eyes and you are like, ‘come at me bro.’
8) When you stop giving a fuck, you finally see that the rest of the world is giving too many fucks. You watch them trying to herd their fucks but it’s just too many and then a wolf eats their fuck and then they have a whole new fuck to deal with. Fuck.
9) When you give a fuck… it’s like eating a Pringle. you can’t just have one… it’s better to close the bag and have a carrot instead.
10) When you stop giving a fuck it’s like this adrenaline… like the same one from exercising except I didn’t have to move and I’m not sweating.
Until next time,
Throw away all your fucks and start a new day.