‘Did I tell you what I want for Christmas?’ –me
‘No tell me.’ -Joe
‘I want that exercise skinny thing that makes you skinny, garnia pills, tea that makes you skinny and a tummy tuck…’ -me
‘I’m sensing a theme…’ -Joe
‘Yeah… I just ate an eggroll…’ -me
Until next time,
I want to be a skinny bitch. I mean, I have the bitch part down and now I just need the skinny part.