The saying, ‘don’t cry over spilled milk,’ was clearly a quote by a complete idiot. Not only was this person an idiot but the person was probably lactose intolerant too.
Let’s talk about what milk means to me…
1) Ice cream with sprinkles
2) Milkshakes… yes asshole, they are different things.
3) Dipping your cookies in milk
4) Hot chocolate
5) Hot chocolate with alcohol
6) I guess plain milk
7) Breast milk… I spilled mine when I was breastfeeding and cried for days.
8) Cows… follow me here, they are cute, give us milk and taste great between two rolls.
9) Hello… cheese? Cheese… great paired with grapes… which God made solely for making wine and this is the only way I get my daily intake of fruit.
10) Chocolate milk which goes with anything. Breakfast, a snack… you could be in your pajamas or at a black tie affair.. doesn’t matter because chocolate milk will always be there for you.
And that is why I mourn tonight. Found this in BJ’s (haha… BJ’s).
Until next time,
Clean-up in aisle 5