Yesterday, my kids and I were driving home from dinner when they stopped arguing and actually started playing with each other in the car.
It was great to hear them make each other laugh…
Except they were pretending that they owned a store that only sold penises and the penis was their only item for sale and then they sold out of penises. Luckily, the store was restocked before it had a fire and burned all the penises.
Thankfully, hearing them talk, I realized they know how to dial 9-1-1 in case of an emergency like burning penises for example.
Wow, a whole blog dedicated to the penis. Cool.
Until next time,
Keep away from an open flame