Cooking 101

‘Ok… the first rule of cooking with mommy is that you have to put you penis away first…’ -me

‘My penis iiiiiiissss away. My hands are just down my pants because I don’t have pockets.’ -my son

‘Ok, well, get your hands out of your pockets…’ -me

Until next time,

I wouldn’t eat here


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I am a mother of three small children with a wonderful husband. Having children is not as simple as black and white. Having kids is black, white and crazy. I hope you enjoy my blog of my crazy escapades.

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