Being in the Doctor’s Office

Today I had three doctors appointment, the gynecologist, the endocrinologist and the neurologist. Here is my list of things you don’t want to hear or overhear while in any of these offices…

1. I can’t find your uterus.

2. Yup, there it is.

3. ‘Click’, ‘click,’ ‘click.’

4. So you gained 40 lbs in two years… humpf.

5. That must be where the smell is coming from.

And that was my day.

Until next time,

Always know where your uterus is hiding.


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I am a mother of three small children with a wonderful husband. Having children is not as simple as black and white. Having kids is black, white and crazy. I hope you enjoy my blog of my crazy escapades.

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