So I thought I was a good mom and my daughter just informed me that I was anything but. It’s so nice to have a reality check I guess.
‘Where’s Vincent?’ -me
‘I don’t know.’ -Emily
…called his Alexa and no answer…
‘I wonder where he is. I feel like a bad parent.’ -me
‘Yeah, I could see that…’ -Emily
‘Wow, ok.’ -me
‘Well, you fell asleep, woke up and are now missing a child… and you watched a whole one hour episode of Netflix and now you are wondering where your child is? Yeah. I can see how you feel like a bad mom.’ -Emily
…damn… she came at my throat. This kid holds nothing back.
I guess I should start walking around the block to find my lost son. I’m sure he will come home when he is hungry.
Until next time,
If you see my son, can you send him home?
BlackWhiteAndCrazy 