Tonight I was making six pounds of ribs on the grill. Everything was fine and then six minutes into grilling, my son is like, the grill is smoking. And I was was like, yeah, it’s supposed to. And then he is like, it is smoking a lot. So I got up and nonchalantly announced that our grill was definitely on fire.
Not only was the grill on fire but underneath the grill was on fire. The whole thing was a giant fire ball. So in my panic and after watching a lot of Good Morning America, I realized that I shouldn’t touch it and I should just call 911.
This is what I learned today:
1) I just got a new phone and I couldn’t figure out how to dial 911.
2) Just because you turn off the grill doesn’t mean the fire goes out.
3) Good Morning America has indeed saved my life and my house. My husband can’t make fun of me anymore for taping it.
4) The first thing to do is to get away from it. I shouldn’t bring out my children to access the situation.
5) In the future, I should never ask the 911 operator, ‘should I turn off the propane?’ Because he just started yelling at me.
6) Just because we migrated to the side of the yard doesn’t mean we were far enough away… we probably should move faster to the front yard in case of an explosion.
7) When I am on the phone with 911 it was important to request that the fire department keep their sirens off. There is no need for attention.
8) It takes approximately six minutes for the fire department to roll up to my house. Good to know while developing a fire safety plan.
9) The directions say low and slow on the grill for six pounds of ribs, however, it is possible for them to be flame broiled in eight minutes.
10) Despite what I see in movies, there wasn’t a hot muscular guy to save me from the burning grill and although that was disappointing, I was not disappointed by the abundance of hotties in uniforms carrying axes.
Until next time,
Are we still going to eat that?