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So the other night I couldn’t sleep. We have all been in that situation; tossing and turning and staring at all four walls of the bedroom.
I tried being mindful and thinking of serene places but I just kept making lists in my head and then having anxiety. And then it hit me… not literally… but, I thought, ‘hey, I could just use my vibrator.’
I mean what could go wrong, right? So I quietly get it out and turn it on. And Joe, out of a dead sleep mind you, sits straight up and starts trying to find his phone. Yes, he tried to answer my vibrator.
Until next time,
Hello? Who’s this?
Oh, it’s just my vagina.