Dear Diary,
Today we took the kids to Williamsburg, Virgina to learn a little history. I love history. My kids on the other hand do not and I found that out when they were bored in the visitor’s center.
In the visitor’s center, Emily (10 yo) kept telling me she didn’t understand what was going on and I kept explaining that this was just the visitor’s center and we have to buy the tickets here. She told me this not once but three separate times.
Nicholas (11 yo) ran into Vincent’s (13 yo) elbow and Nicholas cried because he had a dead arm from the hit… that he initiated.
All in all, the visitor’s center was filled with lots of information and cool things to read, none of which I could partake in because my kids couldn’t understand why we were even there.
I did however get to do the Great Bathroom Tour of 2022 when I had to take Emily to the bathroom. Considering that is most of what I saw, I would give the bathrooms an 8/10.
I threw out my back last week and had to ice my back after the Great Bathroom tour of 2022. The ice felt great but then I got stuck on the floor. I was rolling back and forth trying to get up, like a turtle on their back.
After rolling around unattractively, we were headed to the pool, instead the boys found a pool table and started playing pool. It was going great until Vincent accidentally hit the chalk into the pocket and Nicholas went to retrieve it. It was nice he was willing to help but then Nicholas got his arm stuck in the hole. There was a moment of panic in his eyes but then Nicholas maneuvered his arm and was happy when he achieved freedom.
Then we went to historic Williamsburg for dinner and a ghost tour. Dinner was good but I had to trade with Vincent because he didn’t like his. Ok, that was fine.
Then we went for ice cream and Emily ordered a milkshake. Turns out she didn’t like it. So I sacrificed because that is what moms do. Her milkshake tasted like cherry medicine so I felt like I got ice cream as well as taking care of my strep throat that I don’t have. When I say it tasted like medicine, I am not exaggerating.
Then the great Ghost Tour of 2022. Good times were had by all. As we were leaving the shuttle bus, I grabbed my husband’s hand. Turns out it wasn’t Joe at all but some random stranger. Awkward.
Until next time,
I could learn about American History or get my hand stuck in a pool table pocket. I’m gonna opt for getting stuck and battling for freedom. Instead of learning about freedom, I will suffer and live through long enough to tell my tale!