Fucking Up

This is a top ten list of things I already know or don’t want to hear when I already know that I fucked up.. 

Heeeere we go…

1. You fucked up. -no shit.

2. Why did you do that? -i don’t know.

3. What were you thinking? -clearly i wasn’t.

4. Are you stupid? -that is so helpful asshole.

5. You have to do better. -thank you for that diagnosis. 

6. Was this on purpose or subconscious? -you tell me.

7. Don’t do it again. -like ever?

8. Don’t feel that way. -ok, let me turn off my feelings.

9. Why are you feeling this way? -like I fucking know.

10. I’m mad at you. -I’m mad at me too… get in the back of the line asshole.

You know what I want to hear? -I’m sorry, I’m here for you and I support you… now stop being an asshole.

Until next time, 

It’s not that hard.